Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Living in a Country Town

"September 10, 11:51 pm
While on routine patrol in the 100 block of South Grand Mesa Drive, an officer observed two horses walking down the middle of the roadway. The officer was able to catch the horses and within a few minutes the man who owned the horses arrived on the scene. The man explained that he had the horses tied up at the Blu Sky Saloon and that somehow they had gotten loose. The officer stated the man needed to keep a better eye on his horses, and warned him not to ride the horses while he was intoxicated."

This is a reprint from the local newspaper police blotter from the town next door. Now, my town is even more country than this one, since it doesn't even have its own police force! Vigilante law is the way to go.